The Oddy-dont-see

No, it’s NOT a good retelling of The Odyssey.  Nolan and company desiccated a lavish poem and made a too-noisy, battle-centric, another-closeup-on-a-beardy-face, but skip-any-powerful-women film.  It’s pretty.  Pretty is not good.  Stop reading if you don’t want spoilers.  Like the lettuce diarrhea, if I don’t get this out, I shall explode.

The poem called The Odyssey has been in my life a long time. Read most of it in Greek as a youngster, and all of it in English several times.  Recently I enjoyed Emily Wilson’s contemporary translation.  It’s a great way to experience The Odyssey.  If the movie moved you, go read her translation.  The audio book is read by Claire Danes, 10/10 would recommend.

Onto the film.

Matt Damon was a poor choice.  There is a ton of trickery (that backfires) in Odysseus and there was z e r o trickery in Damon.  He didn’t even seem clever, despite being able to string a bow and shoot well.  Partly the script and partly performance, he is not a hero.

The entire story is unsexed and that is no bueno.  Calypso and Odysseus were banging for 7 years.  Circe and Odysseus were banging for a year.  Penelope knows Odysseus by the bed he carved right before they bang.  There was no banging and there could have been lots of banging.  Have ya seen the cast?

The women are diminished to an extreme extent, which is my biggest disappointment.  Females are perfectly dominant in the poem, guiding, rescuing, caring, cunning, and richly woven into the story.  They’re almost all boringly third-fiddle in the film.  Athena has mostly glances, without the Mentes and Mentor bits.  Calypso’s “remember-don’t remember-remember” was all wrong (I’ll get to that in a moment), and Circe, the brilliant Samantha Morton, has probably the best scene of the entire film (men to pigs). Yet she was super condensed in time.  With no banging.

Where was Zeus?  Where the hell was Hermes?  Hermes plays a strong part in the poem.  Poseidon and the Anemoi?  These are all epic characters that, even if only given seconds on screen, propel the poem forward.

Where was the bag of winds? If anyone could have given us a bag of winds, Nolan could have done so.

The film was too damn loud.  You could barely hear Tiresias’ prophecy to Odysseus, telling him to prevent his men from eating the sacred cows.  There were too many loud and weird sounds in Oceanus during that scene.  AND YET, when they sail past the land of the sirens, you can’t hear them because we, the audience, have our ears plugged.  For a film that makes a hell of a racket, it was another poor choice.  I would have loved to hear the sirens eerie singing and sexy whispering to Odysseus as he was bound to the ship’s mast.  But again, this is a sexy story, unsexed.

In the poem, when we first meet Odysseus solo, in the water after losing all his men because they ate the wrong cows, Ino (a fabulously-ankled sea nymph) rescues him to the land of the Phaeacians, where Nausicaä and her parents Arete and Alcinous care for and listen to Odysseus as he recounts the lavish tale.  All this was cut, so Calypso had to (poorly) do the flashback work.  If she used the word remember one more time…

The land of the Lotophagi (lotus-eaters) was not related to Calypso.  Odysseus rescuing his men from the lotus-eaters could have been an epic scene, quite relevant to today…

Polyphemus should have talked.  Odysseus got him drunk in the poem and, when asked, said his name was Nobody, to which Polyphemus said “I’ll eat nobody last!”  The drunken giant falls asleep, so that when he was stabbed in the eye, Polyphemus gropes his way to his door, opens it, and yells to the other giants “Nobody is killing me!” to which they basically laugh at and ignore.  Why no talking giants?  Boo.

If you can’t tell, I’m heaving with disappointment.  Removing the strong women and removing the sex were major blunders.  Too loud when it could have been quieter, and quiet when it could have been louder, all I can suggest is to go read the poem.  It’s so fabulous.  This film is not.

First Successful 2-Color Double-Bed Jacquard

After many months of learning, and many mistakes, so many that I’ve lost count, I knit out my first sample of 2-color double-bed jacquard fabric of my own design.

The door is opening to so much more. There’s a ton I will write about the journey to knitting out this sample, but my brain is reeling with excitement, and the momentum is carrying me back to the machine presently.

Knitting Machine Redux

I’m not in the habit of making resolutions for a new year.  With that said, a little seed was planted in my head many months ago while watching the brilliant machine knitting videos on https://www.youtube.com/@KnitFactoryImpl.  But I’m getting ahead of myself.  Let’s rewind many, many moons and talk about knitting.

The idea of taking yarn and weaving it into something wearable using hands and two sticks, along with a few other notions, blew open a creative door or two in my brain.  I learned to hand knit quite a while ago and have been at it on and off again for many years.  Translating a ball of yarn into a three-dimensional object is challenging and exhilarating.  Muscle-memory begins to develop with constant repetition.

Practice never makes perfect.  Practice makes permanent.

It’s slow and methodical work, with the pacing set by your hands, your skill, and the time you give it.  I’m not a great knitter.  I’m a functional knitter.  My needles have made a number of objects, most wearable, some decorative, all translating ideas out into the world.  Call it what you like, but when I have a creative idea and figure out a way to make it exist outside of my mind, that’s art.

Enter circular knitting machines, specifically the Addi King Size (46 needles) and the Addi Express (22 needles).  They’re great pieces of hardware that help you create knitting projects at a substantially faster pace than by hand.  Simple tubes or flat panels of stockinette are their output.  They have their limits, but coupled with creative planning, they really do produce wonderful wearables in a relatively short time depending on the project.  If all you want is a beautiful scarf, grab some variegated yarn size US 4, cast on, and crank away.  In about an hour or two, you have a wonderful wearable.

Some hand knitters call that cheating.  Cheating what, exactly?  Did I knit it?  Yes.  Did I use a machine?  Yes.  Did it take skill to use the machine?  Yes.  Does it make my art inferior to yours?  Hell naw.  Low and slow may be good for stew, but if I can reach my end goal using new skills and technology, I’m gonna do it.  Hand knitting has its place, and I celebrate it regularly.  However, critiquing machine knitting or machine knitters is not one of those places.

OK, so here’s where I’m at.  Hand knitter for a while, circular machine knitter for a while, and now it’s time to level up.  Only it’s a big level up.  Next week, I should have a used flatbed knitting machine in my studio.  Honestly, I have no real experience with these machines.  There’s so much to learn, and looking around the internet, there are many great resources out there.

So here’s to walking through a new creative door.  Is it time to go yarn shopping yet…

An Art / Junk Journal

Journaling is something I’ve been doing digitally for years. Recording thoughts in the digital ether is comforting, easily accessible (for me, by me, to me), and thoroughly enjoyable. Even photography is a way of journaling in my life. Capturing a moment in a photo can whiplash me back in time in an instant.

Physical art is another thing entirely. As I continue to explore new mediums, making a photograph is not enough. Enter the art / junk journal. A place to store bits and bobs I’ve made, try out techniques, and even explore new craft supplies, which I never seem to get enough of. Seriously. My tiny apartment is awash in crafty tools and materials. The organization struggle is real.

This particular journal creation was heavily inspired by Natasha at Treasure Books. Her YouTube channel has taught me an vast range of techniques and tricks to make journals. Truly, without the guidance and inspiration, this particular journal would never have materialized.

The fabric cover is cotton from a fat quarter set I purchased during the initial mask-making days at the onset of C19. Various Tim Holtz stamps, background wallpapers, dies, bits of paper ephemera, embossing folders, and inks all work together to embellish lots of tea dyed papers. Some sewing, lots of glue, and a thread binding holds it all together.

Even the tea dyeing technique is courtesy of a video by Natasha. Never considered it before now and I’m absolutely in love with the results. The aged and distressed look of tea dyeing fits right into my style. It’s just typing paper, some notebook paper, and a handful of large sheets of the always-sturdy-when-wet deliciously wonderful Yasutomo rice paper. Seriously, that paper is dreamy.

This journey into journals (journal journey? journal-y??) is only starting. Thrilled to explore this more in the future.

Easter Cards

Easter cards I made for friends that celebrate the holiday

I’m a fan of creative outlets. Photography has been a big part of my life for many years. Recently, there’s been a new creative path I’ve found, and it’s making greeting cards. The interwebs provides a plethora of tutorials, guides, expertise, and noise when it comes to card making. By no means am I an expert, but I do enjoy the planning and making of cards.

Not many people send me cards. That’s not a bad thing, but when I do receive one, it makes me smile. That’s my goal; to bring a smile to someone. During the ongoing C19 pandemic, I think we all could use more smiles. So I decided to learn how to make cards. And I did. And I continue to do so.

It IS a long strange trip

Deep in the bowels of this website, nestled in the cobwebs of time away from public view, are the archives of a blog that began in 2003 and was last updated in 2012.  Can’t claim to remember the exact reason I stopped updating this lil nook of the interwebs, but I’m certain it had something to do with tryna make it through life right then. 

Ya see gentle readers, I’d decided it was a good idea to become a nurse. After many years in financial technology, I was laid off in 2009 because… well… let’s just say the world made some interesting financial choices. As someone on the receiving end of those choices, my time in that business had drawn to a close. And another adventure began to open.

Fast forward to mid-2012. I was a little less than a year away from sitting for my nursing boards. Loved the experience to date, enjoyed many of my cohorts, and figured out that nurses, well, good nurses, are adept project and program managers. I’d been refining my PM skills for many years, so organization and prioritization were nothing new.  Medicine isn’t easy, but the learning and doing was exhilarating, and I was good at it. 

What you permit,

you promote

What I wasn’t good at was working three weekend overnights and going to school. Financially, I didn’t need to work. When I was laid off, the severance was lovely. Rent, food, and all the etceteras were taken care of, but I wanted to work my way into healthcare to learn. And I did, clerking in hospitals where I had the opportunity to absorb a ton of information going on around me.

Met some absolutely horrible people who hated their jobs, and met some incredible caregivers that made their intensely complex work joyful and seemingly effortless. Note: It’s never effortless to work in healthcare.  Some people are just so good at it that the behind-the-scenes business of engaging, assessing, deciding, and treating is seamless. The good ones never need to be told how good they are at their job. Everyone just knows it. Everyone also knows the bad folks. Time and time again I meet them, and a favorite quote rolls around in my head: “What you permit, you promote”

Those three overnights began to take their toll. I quit my job and became a full time student. Absolutely loved every moment of it. After taking my nursing boards, I felt good about the exam. When the news of passing came, I was happy and sad. I needed to get back to the reality of work. But damn, I was a nurse. Then it crept into my foggy noggin; oh damn. Dafuq did I just do?